#THE SOUND I JUST MADE WOULD FRIGHTEN SMALL CHILDREN AND THE ELDERLY
If he flexes, guaranteed that shit will rip right down the seams.
UNF UNF UNF ALL OVER THE DAMN PLACE!
It’s so weird, he didn’t look big at all in real life (in REAL LIFE! How brilliant to be able to say that!). He looked...
You CAN’T do this to me, oookay?
can i just… can i hug...face with my legs? pretty please?